Why God Would Not Want You
(Author Unknown)

There are many reasons why God would not want you. But don't worry. You're in good company. It is so awesome that God choose to love us anyway. Thanks God.
- Moses stuttered.
-- David's armor didn't fit.
--- John Mark was rejected by Paul.
---- Hosea's wife was a prostitute.
----- Amos' only training was in the school of fig-tree pruning.
------ Jacob was a liar.
------- David had an affair.
-------- Solomon was too rich.
--------- Abraham was too old.
---------- David was too young.
----------- Timothy had ulcers.
------------ Peter was afraid of death.
------------- Lazarus was dead.
-------------- John was self-righteous.
--------------- Jesus was too poor.
-------------- Naomi was a widow.
------------- Paul was a murderer. So was Moses.
------------ Jonah ran from God.
----------- Miriam was a gossip.
---------- Gideon and Thomas both doubted.
--------- Jeremiah was depressed and suicidal.
-------- Elijah was burned out.
------- John the Baptist was a loudmouth.
------ Martha was a worry-wart.
----- Mary was lazy.
---- Samson had long hair.
--- Noah got drunk.
-- Did I mention that Moses had a short fuse?
- So did Peter, Paul - well, lots of folks did.

-- But God doesn't require a job interview.
-- He doesn't hire and fire like most bosses,
-- Because He's more our Dad than our Boss.
-- He doesn't look at financial gain or loss.
-- He's not prejudiced or partial,
-- Not judging, grudging, sassy, or brassy,
-- Not deaf to our cry,
-- Not blind to our need.



 
 
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